Holiday Giveaway #23: Diesel Sweeties (NOTCOT)

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Holiday Giveaway #23: Diesel Sweeties- 12.18.11

Happy Holidays! 2011 is flying by, and we’re finishing the year with some great coupons from our favorite stores as well as 30 giveaways from now through Christmas!

NOTCOT Holiday Giveaway #23 time already ~ as we head in to our final week of giveaways, yesterday things got a bit crazy, so today we’ll double up! Here’s an awesome pack of pixelated goodness from one of my favorite web comics ~ Diesel Sweeties! We’ve decided to give away some playful culinary themed shirts ~ I Loaf Bread shirt, a Pixel Siracha shirt, a Bacon is a Vegetable shirt ~ as well as a super pack of pixel socks and two books - Crush All Humans! and Pocket Sweeties Volume 1. Between the pixelated robots, delicious wearables and socks ~ the winner can easily share the winnings, or have some fun outfits to themselves!

For a chance to win a super pack of pixel socks, an I Loaf Bread shirt, a Pixel Siracha shirt, a Bacon is a Vegetable shirt, and both the Crush All Humans! and Pocket Sweeties Volume 1 books from Diesel Sweeties, leave a comment with a food related pun before midnight PST on Dec 23nd, 2011 and we’ll notify the winner by email! See details of each on the next page ~ as well as a coupon!

CONGRATS to our winner, Matthew in McKinney, TX!

I Loaf Bread shirt

Pixel Siracha shirt - seriously, who doesn’t love sriracha, right?

Bacon is a Vegetable shirt

super pack of pixel socks

Crush All Humans!

Pocket Sweeties Volume 1

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177 Notes

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

----- Bethany 24.12.11 13:57

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
I can’t, it’s too cheesy!

----- Laura 23.12.11 15:19

Why did the baker go to jail?
He was caught beating the eggs!

----- Amanda 23.12.11 15:19

This is just radicchio!

----- Ty 23.12.11 13:48

Skewer? I barely know her!

----- Wooster 23.12.11 13:06

may it be your will, that we get a raisin in celery at work this year !!

----- Stav 23.12.11 11:40

I am a serious bread head

----- taylor 23.12.11 11:28

All I want for Christmas is world peas!

----- Jeremy 23.12.11 10:14

If you have sticky buns you shouldn’t put pants on.

----- Phil Christensen 22.12.11 22:46

My hubby brings home the bacon.

----- Christina C 22.12.11 21:17

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me

----- Debbie 22.12.11 01:19

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

~ and i got this from www.punoftheday.com (Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks))

----- jessica 22.12.11 00:29

what did the bagel say to his girlfriend? you are my everything bagel!

----- Frank 21.12.11 23:59

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana!

----- Sara Wong 21.12.11 23:57

If I altered any of these shirts to put on my dog, I think he’d be a pretty hot dog! I won’t though, because my cat would get jealous that she could never catsup.

----- Mugsie 21.12.11 22:24

When making butter there is little margarine for error.

----- Finn 21.12.11 21:41

dude.. seriously… What the Foie!?

----- Marie 21.12.11 20:58

I have high eggspectations to win this giveaway!

----- Sharon 21.12.11 20:43

I have high eggspectations to win this giveaway!

----- Sharon 21.12.11 20:43

when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

----- stacey w 21.12.11 19:31

Spice up your life? Oh, that was Spice Girls…

----- Antoana 21.12.11 13:21

I loaf this giveaway

----- Meghan 21.12.11 10:18

We were going to ship a truck load of food, but we found it just wasn’t palatable

----- John 21.12.11 09:38

I won’t food myself that I will win this :)

----- igor malovic 21.12.11 09:37

When eating, I prefer an F word: fast, frozen, fried or fudge.

----- chris 20.12.11 20:27

Old colanders never die, they just can’t take the strain anymore.

----- Jane Burger 20.12.11 19:17

I butter win this one

----- sid Law 20.12.11 16:56

time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

----- heather 20.12.11 14:47

[insert food related pun here]

----- RY 20.12.11 14:46

It’s not cheesy to get these goudays….

----- backyana 20.12.11 14:11

My mom caught me bacon a cake.

----- Jon 20.12.11 12:45

My favorite codmedian is Tuna Fay.

----- Shannon 20.12.11 11:21

I was gonna leave a cheesy comment, but it wasn’t very gouda.

----- Vu 20.12.11 10:50

One Orange turns to another and asks, “Why so Citrus?”

----- Gino V 20.12.11 10:41

I need more thyme and dough :-(

----- Adam Edwards 20.12.11 09:24

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. I’m achin’ for some bacon!

----- Tyler 20.12.11 09:03

Penne for your tortes

----- Paulie 20.12.11 08:43

Ughhh, trying to think up a pun is giving me a huge haddock!

----- Ayla 20.12.11 06:39

Food puns are nothing short of cheesy, but rest assure, I’m quite legenDAIRY.

----- Jasper 20.12.11 06:37

whats my favorite dish? banana with fish!
no for real it’s wodka with bread XD

----- Agnes 20.12.11 06:10

If life give you ‘melons’ you might be dyslexic ;)

----- Greg Gerv 20.12.11 04:33

I am udderly disgusted by the many margarine and butter jokes!

----- Mikell Johnson 19.12.11 23:06

wooow…what a swallow-wear gifts!
berry yummie ;g

----- gita 19.12.11 22:44

what the fridge?!

----- alicia 19.12.11 22:24

I think I’ll leaf this contest for the pros. It’s bananas

----- Kathy 19.12.11 22:03

This would be an egg-cellent gift to but under my eggsmas tree.

----- brea 19.12.11 21:07

All of these gouda prizes have turned me into a contest-entering Muenster! Better hide in your roquefort!

----- Robyn 19.12.11 21:02

I love eating M*A*S*H potatoes, which are potatoes carved into the bust of Alan Alda.

----- Brett K. 19.12.11 20:12

olive these comments are grape.

----- rich 19.12.11 19:43

Is coffee your daily grind?

----- Justin R 19.12.11 16:08

this pack is as good as gold…..all 24-carrots.

----- Susanna 19.12.11 14:45

There’s no *knead* to *challah*, I was just trying to get a *rise* out of you!

----- Tom 19.12.11 14:04

If you eat an apple a day, you have some core values laid down.

----- Gaetan 19.12.11 13:38

Lettuce win this giveaway and ketchup on the goodies

----- angela nguyen 19.12.11 13:37

Silver No Green!!! (which means “plátano verde” (green banana) in Costa Rica) Greetings!!!

----- Maria 19.12.11 13:25

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me

----- Amanda 19.12.11 13:16

I ham horrible at this.

----- chris wilkinson 19.12.11 12:56

I’m really bad at puns … something something … a chicken uses a drumstick to play a rimshot.

How bad was that?

----- Daniel 19.12.11 12:37

From the Denny’s menu: Moons over my hammy.

----- Lara 19.12.11 12:16

Ich bin ein Berliner! (the sentence that JFK spoke on June 26, 1963, to underline the US support for West Germany, which then for many years attracted criticism, as a “Berliner” is a type of jelly-filled doughnut, yet, really, historians now agree that nobody in the audience would have thought him to have said “I am a jelly-filled doughnut!” either way, it seems like something good and positive to say, no?!)

----- blue 19.12.11 12:15

This is a great idea - food puns never get stale.

----- Jenn 19.12.11 11:03

Lettuce pray that I win this time!

----- Marcie V. 19.12.11 10:34

I don’t dough about you, but I REALLY want to win these gouda-ies !

----- april b 19.12.11 10:21

rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops…

----- liza 19.12.11 10:20

more of a joke than a pun, but… why do French chefs only use one egg to make an omelette? because one egg is an oeuf.

----- Allie 19.12.11 09:43

Is that pure rump roast? Nothing butt.

----- amir 19.12.11 09:25

Worst restaurant name I’ve heard in a while: “Fowl Digits”

----- Erastos 19.12.11 09:07

hamburger… lol

----- allen 19.12.11 08:15

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

----- Tran Nguyen 19.12.11 08:15

I like to espresso myself but generally that causes a latte problems

----- TIM 19.12.11 07:51

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

----- jacklyn 19.12.11 07:49

three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, catch up!

----- Russ McIntosh 19.12.11 07:22

HAMPERSAND!

----- Jessi 19.12.11 07:05

“Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.”

----- OJ Desuasido 19.12.11 07:04

This guy i knew brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles.

----- jacob 19.12.11 06:52

this is an egg-celent give-away!

----- ben Bubar 19.12.11 06:34

I’m a busy fish chef, so I need to make this quick: I have a lox on my plate!

----- Rav 19.12.11 06:29

How you like them apples?

not a pun, but from one of my favorite movies… Near Dark.

----- Matt Peckham 19.12.11 05:17

Goulda you to post this giveaway! I’ll be so bleu if I don’t win!

----- Shoshana B. 19.12.11 05:10

Oh my cod! This contest is sous vide. But I like it as it made me go confit!

----- Gary 19.12.11 03:58

The evil onion had many lairs

----- Juliana 19.12.11 03:30

Those contest items look pretty egg-citing!

----- Don 19.12.11 03:02

For Cod’s sake! Will you just please eat the fish.

----- sundae 19.12.11 02:42

My tomatos can’t ketcup on my apetite. (i know, so bad, i’m not an english native speaker :)

----- Iva 19.12.11 02:22

I’d tell you the joke about the butter, but you might spread it!

----- sam foster 19.12.11 01:51

I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

----- Mae 19.12.11 01:31

i head cheese for a snack

----- Levi Montez 19.12.11 01:22

Bacon.

----- Flo 19.12.11 01:02

Hands off - this is nacho cheese.

----- Bianca 19.12.11 00:10

all this food talk is bacon me hungry!

----- Thu 18.12.11 22:47

did you hear about the shepherds favorite condiment? it was mustard.

----- Josh 18.12.11 21:40

I don’t mind a missed steak if it means getting a big sweet. :D

----- Trish 18.12.11 21:34

I’d butter win something

----- Natalie G 18.12.11 21:25

did you hear about the shepherds favorite condiment? it was mustard.

----- Josh 18.12.11 20:50

Cheeeese, this is hard! I don’t have any gouda ideas!

----- Keera 18.12.11 20:49

So Buddha walks up to a hotdog stand and says
“make me one with everything”

----- Jessie 18.12.11 20:43

The greatest nut Meg ever knew met a grater

----- Aaron 18.12.11 20:22

The prize are certainly pixelate that’s better than my breakfast bread :)

----- Mellissa 18.12.11 19:45

This one really requires me to use my noodle.

----- Dustin 18.12.11 19:35

knock knock!

who’s there?

orange.

orange who?

orange you glad i didn’t say banana!

----- kristin 18.12.11 19:08

Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it had a split personality!

----- Lily 18.12.11 19:06

I’ve decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

----- Jacquelynn 18.12.11 19:02

These prizes are nachos! They are mine.

----- lace 18.12.11 18:47

my date ran away with the bacon. (date the fruit :)

----- Garry Hannah 18.12.11 18:36

Oh honey dew, I love you! If we cantaloup, lettuce marry. We’d make a grape pear.

----- Siena 18.12.11 18:33

A man walks in to a donut shop with an umbrella and says “I heard there was a chance of sprinkles”

----- Jennifer 18.12.11 18:23

All this talk about food is bacon me so hungry!

----- Jay B. 18.12.11 18:14

I understand cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.

----- TimD 18.12.11 18:06

lettuce continue….

----- wolfie 18.12.11 17:39

Cheese give me some goodies, pretty cheese.

----- Marco 18.12.11 17:31

Oh my! Side splitting! It’s bean far too long since I heard a good food pun.

----- Ian S. 18.12.11 17:05

Nothing’s cheerier than a pun this thyme of year.

----- Bea 18.12.11 16:52

Everyone else will roux the day they did not win this giveaway!

----- Lisa 18.12.11 16:47

I got hit in the head by a flatbread vendor in Mumbai, and it’s severely affected my ability to make jokes. It’s turned me into a naan-punner.

----- Sam E. 18.12.11 16:39

The three wise men ran out of gold, frankincense and myrrh, so they brought pizza instead: Deep Pan, Crisp and Even!

----- Dan Gilmore 18.12.11 16:00

The greatest nut Meg ever knew met a grater.

----- Lish 18.12.11 15:45

Recipe for a happy marriage? Lettuce alone.

----- Carmen 18.12.11 15:28

Quince when do I actually have to THiNK for one of these contests?

----- Lea 18.12.11 15:23

“foiled again” - evil leftovers

----- Matt 18.12.11 15:21

Cheese me to win this chompetition, but my punnet of linguistics might not be enough. May I propose a bake off?

----- Andrew Chau 18.12.11 15:20

I love making Cheddar! (Mouse making cheese with a gold tooth) xD

----- Chris Rands 18.12.11 14:56

Jello! Lettuce think of a butter banana-idate for this contest… If your bacon of pea-king some-wonton else you should recon-cider and cheese me. Have a grape day!
(i’ll admit some of that was pretty forced.)

----- Devin 18.12.11 14:30

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

----- Viktor 18.12.11 14:27

I would love Choux win this giveaway!

----- Valerie 18.12.11 14:07

I used to love baking doughnuts, but then I just got tired of the hole thing.

----- Julia 18.12.11 14:07

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

----- Iris 18.12.11 14:00

Orange you glad I didn’t pun on “relish?”

----- Erin 18.12.11 13:42

Favourite animal? My kinda-dog (Yorkshire terrier) - I cannot write anything else, as she’s looking at my computer’s screen;-)

----- malgosia 18.12.11 13:40

Oh, this tshirt just would fit prefectly under my xmass tree:-)

----- malgosia 18.12.11 13:38

Mami ich möchte einen Hamburger! - Du heiratest mir keinen Norddeutschen!
Mommy I want (to marry)a Hamburger(a man from Hamburg)! - no you’re not marrying a man from north-germany! a german pun =)

----- Mirjam 18.12.11 13:36

What’s in a honeymoon sandwich? Lettuce alone

----- Domi 18.12.11 13:32

Hey hurry up and ketchup, the fries are waiting.

----- Matt Menefee 18.12.11 13:20

Oh ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see
Somebody waits for you
quiche her once for me!

----- Brandon 18.12.11 13:09

I entered ten food puns in this contest, hoping one would win, but not one pun in ten did. Lettuce hope I can do better in the next.

----- Joyce 18.12.11 13:06

That’s nacho cheese! Ha!

----- Randi Lynne 18.12.11 13:05

this is a palindrome: ana nab a banana
which cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese

----- Mehrdad 18.12.11 13:05

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

----- Rihards 18.12.11 12:55

I asked Mrs. Clause for the I love bread shirt, butter husband told me to try and get it here.

----- rey 18.12.11 12:52

Clickenzee to Embacon.

----- Rabbit 18.12.11 12:42

“I make your pea smell bad.”
-Asparagustus Caesar

----- kelli 18.12.11 12:22

One prize pack would be more than an “oeuf”. :)

----- B Louie 18.12.11 12:21

I’m not sure I know how to do this being a country pumpkin and all.

----- Doug 18.12.11 12:19

Those are nacho tee shirts. Because they’re mine.

----- Donna @ Cookistry 18.12.11 12:02

Three tomatoes are walking down the street poppa tomato, momma tomato, and a little baby tomato.
Baby tomato starts lagging behind.
Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato,
and smooshes him… and says, “Catch up”

----- Ryan J 18.12.11 11:58

I’m relishing the chance to win some of this.

----- James 18.12.11 11:39

Peas on earth good will to men? D:
(the least-cringeworthy puns are on @rstevens’ twitter account)

----- Monica 18.12.11 11:38

I want a pizza that! I’ll make hash outa the rest of these guys! You think I’m nuts? I’m pasta point of no return!

----- Keith 18.12.11 11:34

This is a turnip for the books, seriously that’s shallot.

----- John Norman 18.12.11 11:22

Since I’m a pretty fungi, I hope I win ;)

----- Stacy B. 18.12.11 11:12

If I don’t win this contest, I’ll be steamed!