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Holiday Giveaway #10: Fourth Is King- 12.02.12

fourth0.jpg Happy Holidays! 2013 is around the corner, and we’re finishing up this year with more of our annual coupons from our favorite stores and over 30 giveaways from now through Christmas!

Fourth is King! Happy NOTCOT Holiday Giveaway #10! Why the name? Well the founder is James William Byrnes IV and you know the old school rhyme - “First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with the treasure chest. Fourth is king, Fifth is queen, Sixth is the one with the washing machine.” Not quite how i heard it as a kid, i think third had the hairy hairy chest… but it sure makes more sense of the name and playfulness of Fourth is King’s lifestyle collection - with fun stickers and keychains and t-shirt designs, including a gorgeous wood print collaboration with Bryan Nash! They have quite the bundle in store for a lucky winner…

THE GOODS: A bundle of a sticker pack, Cedar Pole by Bryan Nash Gill White t-shirt, Amigo floating keychain in red, Lightning Strikes Twice Ash t-shirt, Peace Out t-shirt and One of a Kind Light Gray t-shirt.

TO WIN: Leave a comment here sharing your most memorable old school rhyme by 12/7 PST for a chance to win. Winner will be contacted via email.

See all the goodies up close on the next page - as well as a coupon to help your shopping!

UPDATE: Congrats to Kevin in Victorville, CA!

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fourth4.jpg Lightning Strikes Twice Ash and Peace Out t-shirts.

fourth5.jpg One of a Kind Light Gray t-shirt

TO WIN: Leave a comment here sharing your most memorable old school rhyme by 12/7 PST for a chance to win. Winner will be contacted via email.


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It’s not Mary who was quite - contrary
Talkin bout Mary who was always in a - hurry
The things she needed were necessary
She did not need, a busted cherry
True and blue just like a blueberry
Ask if she’s crazy and I’ll say very
Livin in a house that’s out on the prairie
I worry about Mary cause Mary is scary!

- RUN DMC

----- melda 09.12.12 19:08

Share some good ol’ home tunes. FTP from the Maritimes.

I’s the b’y that builds the boat
And I’s the b’y that sails her
I’s the b’y that catches the fish
And brings them home to Lizer

Hip yer partner, Sally Thibault
Hip yer partner, Sally Brown
Fogo, Twillingate, Moreton’s Harbour
All around the circle!

Sods and rinds to cover your flake
Cake and tea for supper
Codfish in the spring o’ the year
Fried in maggoty butter.

I don’t want your maggoty fish
They’re no good for winter
I could buy as good as that
Down in Bonavista.

I took Liza to a dance
As fast as she could travel
And every step that she did take
Was up to her knees in gravel.

Susan White, she’s out of sight
Her petticoat wants a border
Old Sam Oliver in the dark
He kissed her in the corner.

----- Casey Dure 08.12.12 15:35

If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much.

----- Clementine 08.12.12 11:13

Miss Susie had a steamboat.
The steamboat had a bell.
The steamboat went to heaven
And Miss Susie went to…
Hell-o Operator,
Please give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me,
I’ll chop off your…
Behind the ‘frigerator
There laid a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it
And it went straight up her
As-k me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their…
Flies are in the garden.
Bees are in the park.
The boys and girls are kissing
In the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K
Dark, dark, dark, dark,
Darker than a movie
Darker than a show
Darker than a TV set
And that is all I know
I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
Who wears a 14-hour bra!

----- Mary 07.12.12 22:31

A carrion crow sat on an oak,
Sing heigh ho, the carrion crow,
Fol de riddle, lol de riddle, hi ding ho,
Watching a tailor shape his coat.
Sing heigh ho, the carrion crow,
Fol de riddle, lol de riddle, hi ding ho.

----- Vincent 07.12.12 22:15

Step on a crack, break your mother’s back. I remember avoiding them at all costs.

----- Joanie 07.12.12 06:51

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do!

----- Gary 07.12.12 06:47

I heard you had an amazing story,
about the things seen and done,
but in the end every is boring,
so give me the shirst, and keychain, son.

----- bojan 06.12.12 23:56

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

----- B Louie 06.12.12 22:53

When I first read the entry requirements, I honestly thought it meant an old-school rap song, for which I would have chosen Slick Rick’s Children Story.

Miss Mary Mack all the way though.

----- Adam 06.12.12 17:24

Sleep with the fish-dips for yappin’ too loud
What’s happenin’ now, knickKkaz is hard as Rell but they Gargamels
Pickin’ on the smallest victim gives ‘em heart to kill…


oNe

----- Phabeon 06.12.12 16:54

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
for fifty cents, cents, cents
To see the elephant, elephant, elephant
Jump the fence, fence, fence.
He [or she or it] jumped so high, high, high
Into the sky, sky, sky
He didn’t come back, back, back
Till the 4th of July, ly, ly!

----- Dana Galbraith 06.12.12 13:48

My Grandpa taught me this one when I was little god rest him.

One fine day
In the middle of the night,
two dead boys
got up to fight.
Back to back
they faced eachother,
drew their swords
and shot one another.
the deaf policeman
heard the noise,
and came to kill
those two dead boys.

----- Andy Stoltz 06.12.12 13:41

Miss Molly had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
[ding ding!]
Miss Molly went to heaven,
The steam boat went to,
Hell-o operator,
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me,
I’ll kick you in
Behind the yellow curtain,
There was a piece of glass.
Miss Molly sat upon it
and broke her little as..
k me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
doing up their
flies are in the city.
Bees are in the park.
Miss Molly and her boyfriend,
Are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
Dark is like a movie,
A movie’s like a show,
A show is like a video,
And that is all I know
I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the 80 acre bra.
My mom is Godzilla
My dad is King Kong,
My sister is the stupid one who made up this dumb song!

----- Keely Powell 06.12.12 13:38

Uno, dos-ee-ay-say…Said a east, a west,
Met my boyfriend at the candy store,
He brought me ice-cream, he brought me cake,
He brought me home with a belly ache.
Mama, mama, I feel sick,
Call the doctor. Quick, quick, quick!
Doctor, doctor, will I die?
Count to five and you’ll survive,
One, two, three, four, five,
I’m alive!
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I’m dead again.

----- Rachel 06.12.12 13:22

happy birthday to you,
you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey
and you look like one too

----- Vania 06.12.12 12:25

We pledge allegiance all our lives
to the magic colors: red, blue and white
but we all must be given
the liberty that we defend
for with justice not for all men
history will repeat again

it’s time we learned
this world was made for all men.

----- Jennifer 06.12.12 10:53

Patycake patycake bakers man
bake me a cake as fast as you can

----- yvonne 06.12.12 08:42

“I remember back in the days
When I just a little niggerole
I looked up to my bigger bro
Begged if I could kick it so
when he went out with girls I could go taggin along
Naggin if she had a sis maybe could mack a baby hoodrat”
-Ahmad

----- Levi Montez 06.12.12 08:25

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again.

----- alanna 06.12.12 07:52

The Wheels on the bus go round and round. Not sure why I instantly thought of…

----- Kelly Rae 06.12.12 07:28

since I’m from Estonia, it’s in Estonian language - I’ll try to translate :)
Üki kaki kommi nommi (something like “one two three four” in slang)
vanamees hüppas üle pommi (“an old man jumped over the bomb”)
pommis käis üks kõva pauk (“there was a big bang in the bomb”)
vanamees vaatas - püksis auk (“the old man looked - a hole in his trousers”)
hiired kõdistasid naba (“the mice were tickling his belly-button”)
sina oled mängust vaba (“you are out of the game”).

----- Liisa 06.12.12 02:20

It was all a dream
I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt’n’Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin’ pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock ‘til my tape popped

----- J Alexander Jusino 06.12.12 01:19

When I was very young I liked “Miss Lucy had a Steamboat” [probably because you almost swore in it] though I think that it is actually a song.

----- Lorinda 05.12.12 22:20

Loser loser double loser, as if, with a twist, whatever, get the picture urgh!

----- Daphne 05.12.12 19:55

Monkey Monkey Moo,
Can you name a few?
Yellow monkeys, purple monkeys,
Monkeys red and blue!

----- Philip 05.12.12 17:03

roses are red, violets are blue, when i smell my socks, i think of you! :)

----- Chitra 05.12.12 16:11

i grew up in cleveland, where they are very few stars, and every time my best friend saw a star she would close her eyes and cover her ears and say:

“star light, star bright, first star i see tonight
i wish i may, i wish i might, have the wish i wish tonight”

literally, every time.

----- Kaitlyn 05.12.12 13:17

i only one i remember is Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Catch a tiger by the toe…

----- thu 05.12.12 12:25

Chickadee check yourself before you wreck yourself!

----- Rossi 05.12.12 08:34

Old school, and sound medical practice even today. It was well known in middle school that boys were gross and laden with cooties.

Sugar, sugar
Dot, dot
Now I have my cootie shot.

----- Hanna 05.12.12 08:01

Too much of an old school that it’s already trite and cliche, but somehow this stuck hard on me when my mother said it when I was small!
—-
Once is enough,
Twice is too much.
Thrice is a poison
That can kill a person!

----- Red 05.12.12 07:00

Something like this:
“boys have the muscles
the teachers have the brains
the girls have the sexy legs
and we won the game.’

----- mridula 04.12.12 22:51

fish heads, fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads, fish heads
eat them up, yum

----- Mooni 04.12.12 22:13

Watch these rap ****** get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

----- Andrew Visconti 04.12.12 18:42

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her

----- matt 04.12.12 17:36

I see London, I see France, I can see your underpants!

----- Christina 04.12.12 15:41

easy….it is still one i live by today….

I’m Made Of Rubber, You’re Made Of Glue. Everything You Say Bounces Off Me And Sticks To You.

----- kevinb 04.12.12 15:34

rain rain go away, come again another day
little johnny wants to play, rain rain go to Spain.

----- christine 04.12.12 15:02

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an Egg
Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker played Ballet
HEY!

----- Matt Z 04.12.12 12:46

I get cynical act a fool then I send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn’t practical
I’d rather let a tactical, tact full track tickle your fancy
In fact I can’t see, or can’t imagine
A man who ain’t a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan B
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I’m tensed a bit and tempted when I see the sins my friends commit…
I’m Infinite
You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin’ instruments
Now I’m trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I’m tempted to make another attempt at it…
I’m Infinite
“Eminem”

----- Benjamin Poole 04.12.12 12:18

blue bells, cockleshells, eevy ivy over….

----- melissa flicker 04.12.12 11:47

since i was from Indonesia, i’ll share my country’s rhyme instead. if i won that’s a bonus!

aku sedih (i’m sad)
duduk sendiri (sitting alone)
ambil tali (pick a rope)
gantung diri (hang myself)
talinya putus (the rope snap)
gak jadi mampus (unsucceed to die)

----- erick hilmansyah 04.12.12 10:33

WHAT WHAT Chicken butt

----- tonyF 04.12.12 10:28

I’ve been trying to locate it in fact! It was a rhyme to remember the countries of Central America. I remember it ended with “…Panama, I love you.” But I have no idea what the rest of it was like!

----- James M 04.12.12 09:57

Weird song to sing to your kids, but that didn’t stop my parents!

Oh Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you’d be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors’ cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They’ve all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck’s machine

One day the darn thing busted,
The darn thing wouldn’t go
So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside
To see what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare
While walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a great big yank
And Johnny Rebeck was meat

----- Hayley 04.12.12 09:50

Blinkin’ Lincoln,
I’ve been thinkin’,
What the hell have you been drinkin’?
Is it water?
Is it wine?
Oh my God, It’s turpentine!

----- Michael 04.12.12 08:53

Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Din, dan, don. Din, dan, don.

----- Natalie Kay 04.12.12 08:34

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

----- sam li 04.12.12 07:38

Boys are rotten, made out of cotton
Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi
Icky bicky soda crackers, Icky bicky toys
I. HATE. BOYS!!

----- Jess 04.12.12 06:16

Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run!
I don’t know what goes after these
But it must be sth interesting!
Three blind mice.

----- vera 04.12.12 04:13

Trace with the sails of the galleons
the dream beyond our seeing
Touch with the flame of your kindness
the gloom of our darkest night.

----- jay panelomo 04.12.12 02:07

See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist you better run.

----- Tyler N 04.12.12 00:49

This is a Southern African take on the original I believe.

Skinny balinky long legs, fat banana feet,
Went to the circus, couldn’t find a seat.
Sat on a lady, out popped a baby,
Skinny balinky long legs, fat banana feet!

----- Sharon 03.12.12 22:51

Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow.
Back to my home,
I dare not go.
Because if I do,
My mother will say,
“Did you ever see a bear combing his hair?”
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow.
Back to my home,
I dare not go.
Because if I do,
My mother will say,
“Did you ever see a goose kissing a moose?”
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay,
Where the watermelons grow.
Back to my home,
I dare not go.
Because if I do,
My mother will say,
“Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail?”
Down by the bay.

----- Chelsea Raine 03.12.12 20:55

I memorized this poem for a 3rd grade class presentation and I have since been able to recite the entire thing by memory now 20+ years later:

The Gooloo bird
She has no feet.
She cannot walk
Upon the street.
She cannot build
Herself a nest,
She cannot land
And take a rest.
Through rain and snow
And thunderous skies,
She weeps forever
As she flies,
And lays her eggs
High over town,
And prays that they
Fall safely down.

Gooloo, a poem from A Light in the Attic, Shel Silverstein

----- Dana K 03.12.12 20:32

Lincoln, Lincoln
I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’
Looks like water, tastes like wine
oh my gosh its turpentine

----- tony 03.12.12 19:55

Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars; boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

----- lace 03.12.12 18:41

Tarzan,
swinging on a rubber band.
Tarzan,
crashed into a frying pan.
Now Tarzan has a tan,
And I hope it don’t peel!
Like a BA-NAA-NA.

Jane,
Was flying on an airplane.
Jane,
Crashed into a freeway lane.
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan.

Cheeta,
Was dancing to the beata,
Cheeta
Crashed into the streeta
Now Cheeta is Velveta,
Now Jane has a pain,
Now Tarzan has a tan,

SHAMU!
Was swimmin’ in the ocean blue,
Shamu
Smashed into a big canoe.
Now Shamu’s gonna sue,
Now Cheeta is velveeta,
Now Jane’s got a pain,
Now Tarzan’s got a tan.
And I hope it don’t peel!
Like a BA-NAA-NA.

----- Andy 03.12.12 18:08

Horsey horsey don’t you stop
Just let your feet go clippety-clop
The tail goes swish and the wheels go round
Giddy up, we’re homeward bound!

----- Paige 03.12.12 16:21

Picking up on Katrinka’s:

Shimmy shimmy coco puff
shimmy shimmy ahh
Shimmy shimmy coco puff
shimmy shimmy ahh

Grandma grandma sick in bed
Called the doctor and the doctor said
Let’s get the rhythm in your head, ding dong
You’ve got the rhythm in your head, ding dong
Let’s get the rhythm in your hands (clap clap)
You’ve got the rhythm in your hands (clap clap)
Let’s get the rhythm in your feet (stomp stomp)
You’ve got the rhythm in your feet (stomp stomp)
Let’s get the rhythm in your body, hot dawg
You’ve got the rhythm in your body, hot dawg
Put’em together and what’da’ya get
Ding dong, clap clap, stomp stomp, hot dawg

----- Sarah 03.12.12 15:55

biggie biggie biggie, can’t you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me
and I just love your flashy ways, guess that’s why they broke and you’re so paid.

----- Ace W 03.12.12 15:43

Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump.
So go, Alice, go.

Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Alice the camel has no humps.
Now Alice is a horse

----- Callum 03.12.12 15:42

Old school hip hop rhymes!!! It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine, Salt N Peppa Heavy D up in the limousine!!!!

----- Matt Burke 03.12.12 15:03

my camel flies siiideways, she’s better than yours
my camel flies siiideways, your camel flies upside down
my camel flies siiideways…
your camel is dead!

only to be rivaled by

monchichi, monchichi
i can do karate
monchichi, monchichi
ooops! i’m sorry!

----- Shannon 03.12.12 14:48

Bric a brac a Fire cracka
Sis boom bah
Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny
Rah Rah Rah

----- Erastos 03.12.12 14:26

liar liar.. pants on fire!

----- Namtran Nguyen 03.12.12 14:14

little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened miss muffet away

----- Cianan 03.12.12 13:52

Insane in the membrane!

Insane in the brain!

----- Rob Wilkey 03.12.12 13:46

It’s raining, it’s pouring.
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head.
And couldn’t get up in the morning.

----- Neil 03.12.12 13:36

Itsy Bitsy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again!

----- Allison 03.12.12 12:07

I was Here.
Here I was.
Was I here?
Yes I was.

----- John 03.12.12 11:59

Roses are red
violets are blue
and I’m sending this post
from Costa Rica to you!

----- María 03.12.12 11:42

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don’t know me but yo she’s really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she’s livin phat
Her boyfriend’s tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
‘Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I’m always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y’all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell ‘em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin’ that mess
I confess it’s a shame when you livin’ in a city
That’s the size of a box and nobody knows yo’ name

----- Pete 03.12.12 11:35

east west home’s best

----- Janete 03.12.12 11:09

he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he knows when you’ve been bad or good
so be good for goodness’ sake

“Implanted a fearful respect of Santa that part of my still has to this day.”

----- Jenna 03.12.12 11:06

A Sailor went to sea , sea , sea
To see what he could see ,see,see
But all that he could see, see,see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea,sea,sea

----- rich 03.12.12 11:02

A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
But all that he could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea!

----- Ciaran Spillane 03.12.12 11:00

I learned this from the park rangers at the Junior Ranger programs when we went camping, and were learning how to identify animal life around us: “It starts with an S and it ends with a T, it comes out of you and it comes out of me, I know what you’re thinking, but don’t call it that… let’s be scientific, and call it SCAT!”

----- Melissa Gutierrez 03.12.12 10:54

Trte, mrte, mante
Mante, trte, mrt,
Za tebe bih dao
i zivot i smrt!
(on Serbian)

----- Agata 03.12.12 10:45

Chester: Shel Silverstein

Chester came to school and said,
“Durn, I growed another head.”
Teacher said, “It’s time you knowed
The word is ‘grew’ instead of ‘growed’ ”

----- Eric 03.12.12 10:29

It’s raining, it’s pouring
the old man is snoring
He bumped his head and went to bed
and couldn’t get up in the morning!

----- Carolina Wong 03.12.12 10:19

if its brown flush it down
diarrhea cha cha

----- kelly 03.12.12 10:05

There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole. Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it. With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I mend it, dear Liza, with what? With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a straw. The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza, The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long, Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, cut it. With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, with what? With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, with an knife. The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza, The knife is too dull, dear Liza, too dull. Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, sharpen it. On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza? On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, on what? On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, a stone. The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza, The stone is too dry, dear Liza, too dry. Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Well wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, wet it. With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza? With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, with what? try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, water. In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza? In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, in what? In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, In a bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, a bucket. There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole. Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Use your head, then! dear Henry, dear Henry, use your head!

----- baxter 03.12.12 09:42

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood,
then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could wood.

----- Mat Moore 03.12.12 09:37

alright stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, i don’t know. Turn off the lights and I’ll glow. To the extreme I rock the mic like a vandal. Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance!

----- Michelle Warnke 03.12.12 09:30

Riddle me this,
riddle me that,
who’s afraid of the big, black bat?

----- Seth B 03.12.12 09:10

“A man of words and not of deeds
Is like a garden full of weeds
And when the weeds begin to grow
It’s like a garden full of snow
And when the snow begins to fall
It’s like a bird upon the wall
And when the bird away does fly
It’s like an eagle in the sky
And when the sky begins to roar
It’s like a lion at the door
And when the door begins to crack
It’s like a stick across your back
And when your back begins to smart
It’s like a penknife in your heart
And when your heart begins to bleed
You’re dead, and dead, and dead indeed.”

----- NYN 03.12.12 08:33

Bo know this, and Bo knows that, but Bo cant rap.

----- Brendan 03.12.12 08:19

I bomb atomically. Socrates’ philosophies and hypothesis can’t define how I be droppin’ these mockeries. Lyrically perform armed robbery.

----- TOM 03.12.12 08:16

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had not hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he?

----- Tyler 03.12.12 08:07

What’s the story, morning glory?

----- Victor 03.12.12 07:31

It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

----- Caiti 03.12.12 06:56

Fatty Fatty, Bumbalatty.

still not sure of the deeper meanings, but it’s fun to say.

----- Phil Yarnall 03.12.12 06:45

One dark day,In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords, & shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
& came & shot those two dead boys.
If you don’t believe these lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw, too.

----- Kimberly M 03.12.12 06:44

(girl) and (boy)
sitting in a tree:
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!

----- Cindy Aiton 03.12.12 06:42

Always chanted on the last day of school before summer vacation “No more pencils, no more books, no more teacher’s dirty looks!”

----- Nick 03.12.12 06:26

Lincoln Lincoln I’ve been thinkin’
What the heck have you been drinkin’?
Is it water, is it wine?
OHMYGOD its turpentine!

taught to us by my sixth grade English teacher.

----- Matt James 03.12.12 06:25

I’m rubber, you’re glue/whatever you say bounces off me & sticks to you

----- Cheryl 03.12.12 06:07

THERE IS NO SCHOOL LIKE OLD SCHOOL

----- ROSIE 03.12.12 05:59

Ring-a-ring o’ roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down

----- James 03.12.12 05:45

London Bridge is falling down,
falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.

Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair lady.

Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair lady.

Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.

Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair lady.

Set a man to watch all night,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair lady.

Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep,
My fair lady.

Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair lady.

----- martamask 03.12.12 05:36

adorable…

----- Andie C 03.12.12 05:25

Let’s take you back to the concrete streets,
Original beats with real live mc’s,
Playground tactics - No rabbit in a hat tricks,
Just that classic - rap s**t from Jurassic!

----- Dan Gilmore 03.12.12 05:13

Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge
I’m trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh

----- massuro 03.12.12 04:50

Ring-a-ring o’ roses, A pocket full of posies, A-tishoo! A-tishoo! We all fall down.

Can’t beat a school rhyme about the Black Death.

----- James 03.12.12 03:56

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why - I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.

----- Mike Rogers 03.12.12 03:54

Red Rover, Red Rover: send Brandi right over!

----- Jon 03.12.12 03:47

Ip dip
dog shit
hairy fanny
juicy tit

----- Terence Monaghan 03.12.12 02:43

“I’m telling, you’re smelling, we’re going to batman’s wedding.” Hmm. That made sense at the time.

----- Rose 03.12.12 02:38

Pop goes the Weasel

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.

----- Karim 03.12.12 02:30

in response to name calling in the playground : “i know you are but what am i?” (this could go on for hours…)

----- Ian 03.12.12 01:13

There’s a place in France where the naked lady dance
And a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.

----- Vu nguyen 03.12.12 00:08

My mother, your mother
live across the street
18, 19, Alligator street.
Every night they have a fight
and this is what they say to me:
Boys are rotten, made out of cotton
Girls are dandy, made out of candy
Boys go to Jupiter, to get more stupider
Girls go to Mars, to get more candy bars

----- Jess B 03.12.12 00:07

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
“Did you ever see a bear
Combing his hair
Down by the bay?”

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
“Did you ever see llamas
eating their pajamas
Down by the bay?”

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
“Did you ever see a moose
Kissing a goose
Down by the bay?”

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
“Did you ever see a fly
With a polka dot tie
Down by the bay?”

----- Cody 03.12.12 00:05

On top of old smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a 44 slug
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
everybody threw flowers
I threw a grenade

----- Nick 02.12.12 23:49

Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went upstairs to kiss a fella,
Made a mistake - kissed a snake!
How many doctors did it take?
1, 2, 3, etc..

My friends and I used to jump rope to this rhyme back in elementary school!

----- Christy 02.12.12 23:37

Down by the riverside, hanky lanky
When the sun comes up on the banky bank
Saying Fi Fye Fo Fum, Fiddle and a Beach Bum!

----- Cameron 02.12.12 23:23

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pick.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where is the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

----- Christi 02.12.12 22:24

This one from chemistry class still sticks with me: Johnny was a chemist, Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was water was really H2SO4.

----- Lara 02.12.12 21:58

Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin’ body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you’re standing on the wall like you was Poindexter

My college years.

----- Cody 02.12.12 21:44

Red Rover, Red Rover,
Send (Insert name here) right OVER!

----- Tom 02.12.12 21:37

“Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.”

----- Jon 02.12.12 21:20

Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steam boat had a bell
Miss Suzy went heaven, thr steamboat went to
Hello operator, give me number 9,
And if you disconnect it, I’ll kick you from
Behind the refrigerator, there was a price of glass,
Miss Suzy say upon it, and broke her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lie
The boys are in the bathroom, sweeping up their
Flies are in the city, bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and he boyfriend are kissing in the
D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark!

----- Liz B 02.12.12 21:18

It started way back in history with Ad Rock, MCA, and me, Mike D.

----- Will R 02.12.12 20:36

Boop boop dittum dattum wattum, choo!

----- lisa 02.12.12 20:19

“This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy went ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home.”

----- Phillip 02.12.12 19:59

Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory, dock.

----- Juliana 02.12.12 19:44

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (Ding, ding)
Miss Susie went to heaven
The tugboat went to…
Hello Operator
Give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I’ll chop of your…
Behind the fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Susie sat upon it
And broke her little…
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their…
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K D-A-R-K…
Dark, dark, dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me
My mommy is Godzilla
My daddy is King Kong
My brother is the stupid one who taught me this dumb song
Oh, hello Operator
Give me number ten
And if you disconnect me
I’ll sing this song again.

----- jason 02.12.12 19:44

Gentlemen will please refrain
from passing water while the train
is standing in the station Waterloo
Railway workers underneath
may get it in their eyes and teeth
they wouldn’t like it any more than you!

----- Eileen 02.12.12 19:26

Inky binky bonkey daddy had a donkey donkey died daddy cried inky binky bonkey

----- Jonathon 02.12.12 19:02

When you’re running down the hall and you feel something fall
diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
diarrhea,diarrhea

----- Tiffany 02.12.12 19:01

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon!

----- Alison 02.12.12 18:49

“Bore a hole, bore a hole… stick in a peg!”

(This was my parents’ way of warning us kids that tummy tickles were imminent.)

----- Lelia 02.12.12 18:38

It’s time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
It looks like a car show
Everybody come lookin real fine
Fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
Every moment frontin and maxin
Chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
Leanin to the side but you can’t spead through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
There’s an air of love and of happiness
And this is the Fresh Prince’s new defintion of summer madness

----- rich 02.12.12 18:31

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

----- Marshal 02.12.12 18:17

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up Jack got and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper… There might more.

----- Madoc 02.12.12 17:59

“Eat kamote (sweet potato), the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you pffffrrrrrttttt!” Haha

----- Ellen Bautista 02.12.12 17:48

“Milk, milk, lemonade,
‘round the corner, chocolate’s made”

Hey, we were kids…

----- Chris Moore 02.12.12 17:41

In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren’t invented
They lay their load by the side of the road and went along contented

----- Tate 02.12.12 17:36

Jimmy smack ridden jack funky hustling daddy Mack

----- Josh Solly 02.12.12 17:23

one two,buckle you shoe
three four, open the door
five six, pickup sticks
seven eight,lay them straight
nine ten, start again

----- charles 02.12.12 17:21

One potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4, 5 potato, six potato, 7 potato, ore. I think this was a choosing method, perhaps for tag?

----- Jamie Grace-Duff 02.12.12 17:19

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Paid a dime to shit,
And only farted

As recited to me by my own grandfather. Thanks Dadaw (name I’ve called him since infancy).

----- db 02.12.12 17:10

Nebuchadnezzar, king of the Jews; if you can spell that, I’ll buy you new shoes!

----- Ian S. 02.12.12 17:05

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

----- Sam 02.12.12 16:52

I tried on the summer sun,
Felt good.
Nice and warm — knew it would.
Tried the grass beneath bare feet,
Felt neat.
Finally, finally felt well dressed,
Nature’s clothes fit me best.

----- Forrest Brooks 02.12.12 16:50

A shave
That’s real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave

----- Alex 02.12.12 16:33

love, the kind you clean up witha mop and a bucket, like the lost catacombs of egypt only gods know where we stuck it.

----- Chris Martin 02.12.12 16:30

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair Lady.


Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair Lady.

Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair Lady.

Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair Lady.

Set a man to watch all nigh,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair Lady.

Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep?
My fair Lady.

Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair Lady

----- Mark Durling 02.12.12 15:39

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

----- Anders 02.12.12 15:32

Hummin’ comin’ at ya
First I’m gonna getcha
Once I gotcha, I GATCHA

-Method Man

----- Zack 02.12.12 15:28

Eee by gum
Does your belly touch your bum?
Do your tits hang low?
Can you tie em in a bow?

I went to a rough school…

----- Christopher Skinner 02.12.12 15:13

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans at every meal.

----- Will 02.12.12 15:07

Lams eat Oates and does eat Oates and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?

----- Mickey 02.12.12 14:53

Lams eat Oates and does eat Oates and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?

----- Mickey 02.12.12 14:53

Ya see i’m six foot one and i’m tons of fun,
and I dress to a T.
Ya see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously.

----- Daniel 02.12.12 14:44

The ramblings of my rather lewd father: what a guy.

ashes to ashes,
dust to dust
if you didn’t have a butthole,
your belly would bust.

----- Carl 02.12.12 14:37

Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco
On the street car line
The line broke
The monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven
In a little row boat.

----- Sheila 02.12.12 14:26

tn tn t tn t ttt tnnn
tn t tn tn tnnnn

* The A-team soundtrack

----- pieter 02.12.12 14:20

:)
Star light, star bright,
The first star I see tonight;
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight

----- Christa 02.12.12 13:57

i don’t remember that many. just eenie meenie.

----- Allison 02.12.12 13:42

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean

----- Daniel 02.12.12 13:34

Ink a bink
A bottle of ink
The cork fell out
And you stink.

----- Erin 02.12.12 13:31

Not the kinda hoe that you find in the garden, but the kind of ho that’ll make your d*ck harden!

----- MC Discobastard 02.12.12 13:08

A bonafide pro, I had to grab the hoe
She got freaky in yo’ sixty-fo’, I skeeted in her throat

----- Ryan 02.12.12 12:44

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

----- Patrick Murray 02.12.12 12:43

Down, down, baby
Down, down the roller coaster
Sweet, sweet, baby
I’ll never let you go

Shimmy, Shimmy cocoa pop
Shimmy, Shimmy pow
Shimmy, Shimmy cocoa pop
Shimmy, Shimmy pow

----- Katrinka 02.12.12 12:23

Down by the river, down by the sea,
Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. the rest i dont remember

----- Rihards 02.12.12 12:21

30 days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31 except the second month alone. To this we 28 assign, ‘til Leap Year Brings us 29.

----- Sarah 02.12.12 12:08

sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt me.

----- andrea 02.12.12 12:06

I remember standing on the swing on my backyard swingset with my best friend Jocelyn, taunting my little brother with “I’m the king of the castle and you’re the dirty rascal!’ and the song ‘Fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. Fish and chips and vineger, pepper pepper pepper salt. Don’t throw your trash in my backyard, my backyard, my backyard. Don’t throw your trash in my backyard, my backyard’s FULL!

----- Natalie 02.12.12 12:04

eenie meenie minie mo, catch a tiger (the politically correct version for my generation, hehe) by the toe, if he hollers let him go. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it.

Rise and repeat until only one person is left.

----- Mikell Johnson 02.12.12 11:45


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