Because I am a single white 26 year old. And anything that can help me with the ladies is a bonus :-)

I love your site.

Uuuum work is hard… That doesn’t sound right? If it was really really and I mean really that hard I would be happy ;)

I got fired from an adult book store a bit back, and I didnt even get to steal the paper clips.

will no longer need to use a yellow squash haha

The dark nights could be illuminated by such a… device ;P

cause i’d love to get my hands on (around) that.
*snare drum roll*
thanks i’m here all night…

I can tell my cocky ex, that a vibrator is a better fuck then him

I’m sure the functionality is just as great as it’s beautiful design.

With the price of fuel and the credit crunch, this would be the closest thing my wife has to a holiday.

When its dark, And i need a “massage”,
there’s always the chance of things getting wet,
this would be perfect,
as the other one gives me a shock all the time… Grrr

My far-too-naive roommate just lost her virginity last semester to a boyfriend who’s now working in NYC. Trying to get her prepped for handling a long distance relationship and I this could be the centerpiece of that effort.

Because I haven’t had a steady boyfriend in more than two years. I need some stability! ;)

My “bedroom” is seperated from the living room by curtains and with 2 other house mates in those conditions a girl needs whisper quiet just for privacy.

To make my Catholic family proud.

it would be a perfect gift for someone i know. the form 6 would conform to the curves and make everyone happy that is using it..

cuz my girl always says it’s so boring in the shower - but the freakin’ cabin is too small for us two…

want to try to make a double-hack with my wii console.

I’d like to win this for a friend. Yeah, for a friend. I swear.

For when there’s a stressful day. And for the awesome packaging.

Who doesn’t want to get off on good design?

It’s for me and girlfriends.

Because my neck hurts!

A subtle gift for a not so subtle girl that I’m trying to get with.

Because it will finally allow me to answer “both” to the question: Is that something in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I need the JimmyJane Form 6 because…
1) ex-wife ends up calling me (instead of AAA) because her windshield wipers are frozen. I’ll use the Form 6 to club her in the head a few times…knock some sense into her.
2) veggies don’t have much of a shelf life.
3) because bath time is way more fun w/ toys! (Screw Ernie and his damn rubber ducky!)

There once was a girl from Nantucket*
Who’s fruit was so ripe you could pluck it
She said with a grin
‘Please give us a win,
so I can get off while I fuck it’

;)

*actually Boston

because I haven’t had sex in over a year, and this little guy could make that scary fact a bit funnier.

because a girl needs to know that a good vibrator wont burn her clit off.

I need the jimmyjane to spice up my sex life. My fiance will love to use this to make me squirm!

My gran would love this. Would keep her warm in the winter.

Because im 23 and haven’t had an orgasm! (the ex couldnt hold it very long….which means no fun for me)

It’s the only package I’ve been impressed with for awhile.

Because my butt is sore. Oh wait, that sounds really bad….ummmmm….I mean I have bruises on my butt. Ahhhh…man that didn’t come out right either!

I went biking for 30 miles out of the blue and I seriously can’t sit down now, ouch.

It looks so sleek, it’s like a fruit I could practically eat. Hello sensation.

I have had to explain vibrators to the parents.
I have had to excuse myself to airport security.
I have had to intimidate many a lover.
Now, I just can’t wait to boggle my friends’ minds by praising the packaging and design of a high-end, couture pleasure companion…

My day job, as a deep sea welder, means I spend long hours under-water in stressful conditions.

Having my very own waterproof massager may make this unsocial and unpleasant job just that little bit more bearable.

Stuart
Oil Platform Hibernia

Honestly, the design alone gets me excited! I can only imagine what it can do for me when it’s on!
Please Please!!!

Everyone says “Stop running with those scissors! You could hurt someone!” So I figure running with a vibrator, people will stop worrying so much about injury.

just looking at it makes me feel a little funny…

For all the men who failed to get me off, JimmyJane can proudly be the man to finally get it right!
And, can I dare ask for a purple one?!!

to provide some variety for my collection!

Because I need a new handset for my office phone. Mmmm… ear-gasm.

When the husband’s away
the mouse wants to play.

With herself.

Because my boyfriend just broke up with me. Need I say more?

I’m recently divorced, living with my mother and running out of batteries. The last guy I was with thought pleasure was spelling out the alphabet with his tongue.

because I ran out of batteries for my old vib-I mean…massager.

This year has been hard and my only two hook-ups in that time weren’t.
So I want to give up and stay in…

I need something to keep the Mrs. busy so i can play with my Wii.

As a college student, this would be both the most expensive thing I own and the most sophisticated lover I could find. It looks SO much more appealing than a sketchy frat boy.
Pleeeeease?

Because I need a release!

ok, Stuart’s was pretty funny.

My only vibrator is a cheap-o vibrating egg purchased from a Tupperware party for sex toys. Clearly I need to class up my masturbation habits.

That makes me drool. And 6 is my lucky number.

I need the vibe because I consider myself a premium vibe tester. It’s extremely hard to please this girl and only very few vibes have passed the test. Give me this vibe and I’ll write a fabulous review. Besides, this girl is in a long distance relationship and is aching to jump start her self pleasuring collection.

looks like fun .

because my rabbit isn’t this sleek.

I need the Jimmyjane Form 6 because my privates need a little private-time luxury *wink wink*

Also, just wanted to say, I’m a fan of your sites and have been reading them for a while, but this is my first comment (Not trying to suck up and yes, I want that vibrator that badly!!)

I just ate my housemate’s eggplant and need a stand-in while I run to the farmer’s market…

Because my girlfriend -really- misses me when I’m away.

i have never had sex with robot. i wish jimmyjane to be my first.

Don’t ask me why I had it, but I dropped my girlfriend’s vibrator in the sink and shorted it out just yesterday. She is gonna kill me!!! I haven’t told her yet, but if I showed up with one of these magnificent boys… BING, BANG, BOOM! Why, with this conveniently timed giveaway, I’d certainly be in the clit… umm… I mean clear.

Completely waterproof? Completely re-engineered with super subtle protruding buttons making the massager completely seamless/handle-less? AND the gorgeous carrying case??? Sounds like a match made in friggin heaven!!! Can’t wait!!!

because i’m 32, recently got my first “massager” from a friend and it was broken! but i threw out the packaging before i realized that…. also because i’m happily married. ;)

my only hope is that my small children don’t catch the use of this device. they’ll start rubbing their wall e toys between their legs at daycare and i don’t need that phone call.

This would be the perfect way to get my girlfriend take interest in design and packaging!

Also, perfect thing to blog about (sex, culture, and design), and to use in my design student group to talk about the importance of packaging and asthetics in product design.

I need it because Sarah Palin’s “lovely” pregnant teenage daughter doesnt get constructive and crucial sex education courses, thus ending every sexual experience with a pregnancy. If I had it, I would personally seek out this poor girl and give her some hands on experience that doesnt require a man or an unintended pregnancy.

because ice cream has no bones!

Oh yeeees please! My girlfriend would love to have this smooth massaging toy, and just because of the color! :)

I really really love your web-site…and, of course, the jimmyjane!!

Andrea

I need something to entice women to my apartment and say afterwards ooohh dear - the batterys are empty… so what shall we do now?

It’d be nice to have a massager that isn’t so noisy (as I have a roommate and a thin door). Plus, it’s beautiful.

because i love gratuitous stainless steel!

I need it because I don’t suffice to my girlfriend anymore.
Help me NotCot! :D

because showers stress me out.

I have a special ache that needs special relief.

SWF Seeking suitable alternative to male interaction. Guilty pleasures include online shopping and vampire-themed romance novels. Let’s meet up and see if we can’t make a few good vibes.

Because when I’m happy, everybody’s happy.

Because the cable company just took away my adult channels.

because i just broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years and am majorly in need of some sexual wellbeing.

Because I was just dumped last night, and I could use a little relaxation…

Because we are 4 single girls in a house of sexual frustration and we are not afraid to share.

I want the purple one! - Mace Windu

I am currently going to an all-girls school and am having a huge lack of the cock.

I need this toy because for the last four years I have gotten off using a pillow.

That’s right, a pillow. Sometimes those goose feathers are kinda prickly on the tender parts.

Because my neighbours are tired of hearing me run the washing machine at all hours of the night.

since the massager is waterproof, I would give it a bath everyday, just to make it feel loved and special, like it was my newborn baby!

you’re seriously giving away vibrators? haha. even the dildo cannot escape the designer!

I’m in a long-distance relationship.
Feed me Jimmyjane!

OH BABY!

…that’s why.

I know someone who would enjoy it…

because it’s quiet and gorgeous!

Recipie for a girl in need:

Ph.D. program in Atlanta (seven level years)
Lanky, lovely gentleman friend in Montreal (one tall glass)
Twitchy trigger fingers (eight, plus thumbs)

All I need is something to stir things up…

(By the by, the gentleman friend is the three-time national oyster shucking champion of Canada, so I can guarantee *this* Form 6 would see some motion in the ocean. ^_^)

Form and Function? Oh yes! Yes! YES!

Because my name is Jimmy and my wifes name is Jane. Seriously. It would be perfect for us. I’m not kidding. Alright I lied. But we could still nickname it the KevinJennifer.

Because I live in Paris and love nothing more than to be ‘unboxed’.

I’d love to win because when I moved to Europe my vibrator was confiscated by the US Airport security as a “deadly weapon”! Now I’ve been without for 2 years.

Because with a cocktail stirrer like this, I would truly be the life of the party!

Oh my God! It is gorgeous!
I was raised Mormon with 5 younger sisters, and 2 sisters-in-law who still are. I currently have 11 nieces and nephews under the age of 6, and inevitably more on the way! With this beautiful gizmo out in the open in my room, I could perhaps wax eloquent about the pleasures of personal pleasure, and change their sexual lives forever. They can be awakened to the possibilities of pleasure without the need to have more babies.
So, as you can see, it is imperative that I have this!
Thanks!

this could be the start of a stunning love career

Because a $185 designer pleasure item is the definition of being an American! How can I be an American designer without this?!

I need it for a science project….it’s called…”sex.”

Why not?

My other personal massager (husband) complains when I keep him underwater for more than a couple minutes, and his packaging is not nearly as elegant

I own an Xbox360, a PS3, a Wii, RockBand, and GuitarHero
and my girlfirend still won’t play with me. Maybe this gadget will finally do it.

he he! ooo what fun. :)

We’re sick of the embarrassment that come with leaving out sex toys that just have bad design. This way our friends can appreciate our sexual appetites and our good design sense.

I’ve always wanted to try something like this, but I’m always too embarrased to get one!

It’s a $185 fundo! ;)

Ok i do need the form & because my pillows moved last night and I have a HUGE neck and back ache. I cant even turn my head right more then 30°
so HELP!!!! It sill truly appreciated and well used…
and believe me After i got fix I’ll find some really new way to use it muahahah!!!

Because nothing would make me happier than pleasuring my girlfriend with something that looks like a cartoon bowling pin making a quick getaway.

(I think I’d have to draw a surprised-looking expression on it.)

I need this to replace my last massager purchase, the Tuyo by Big Teaze toys, that I spent $75 on and can’t figure out how to um… use.
See the tuyo: http://bigteazetoys.com/content/view/174/337/lang,en/

It now sits in it’s pretty packaging on my coffee table and when people ask about it I say it’s a model of the death star.

Because my girlfriend and I have a huge tub in our new apartment.

The next time someone tells me to go fuck myself, I can do it in style!

Because my girlfriend and I have always relied on the Hitachi Magic Wand which has been called the “Cadillac of vibes” and I think it’s time we upgraded to a Lotus.

i shattered my hands in a biking accident. i need help!

I’ve been wasting the world away with batteries, I need a rechargeable one!

because my mind was on other things, i recently sat in a client meeting, listening to their request for a big flash on the pack i was designing… and came out with”so, what you really want is a vibrator on pack”. needless to say i meant to say “violator”, and the blush rose from my toes to my hairline as silence descended upon the room…

Nothing could be hotter than one-on-one time with a “Grimace” doppelgänger! Honestly, the chicly engineered, ergonomic design leaves nothing to be desired. It looks like the perfect product and I would love an upgrade for my current system!

So we can finally have that ‘threesome’ without the awkward conversation before and after…

Because it’s almost my 21st birthday and I’ve never had one :(, much less a fancy one.

Because grandma’s birthday is coming up, and she already has a new hip so I’m out of ideas.

With 3 teenage kids, my wife needs stress relief!!

I need the plum-colored Form 6 due to my inability to climax unless my partner’s Barney cosplay fur-suit is anatomically correct.

Big soft purple dinosaur, big soft purple…y’know.

:D

I could pair this with my girlfriends birthday present and see which one makes her eyes light up!

that is.so.pretty. I’m in a long distance relationship plus i have 2 jobs and school full time. PLUS i could never afford to get anything to “help” me because all my money from those jobs go to bills and paying my own way through college…

Because pretty people need pretty things and I’m a pretty person.^_^

i can’t get rid off the sticky rest of duck tape with
which i tried to repair my old one. no battery contact,
no power, no hand free… no fun!!! to make it quick:
I.NEED.IT!!!! sticky quicky.

i can’t get rid off the sticky rest of duck tape with
which i tried to repair my old one. no battery contact,
no power, no hand free… no fun!!! to make it quick:
I.NEED.IT!!!! NOW!!!! sticky quicky.

Wow, this is really nice. Great packing and awesome product :)

cause i am your ex and you know what i´m missing!!

!!!Perfect for a gift”“”” Amazing””

i love art&design.

i love cute girls.

i would love to use art&design on cute girls.

(i think that thought would make us all happy:)

Because as a graphic designer - I care about good design even when it comes to some good personal lovin’.

i would like one so people can ask:

Is that a jimmy jane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

To show even a misshapen bowling pin can be a stick-o-fun.

Lets face it, water play with other “massagers” is simply not an option without an accompanying electrical shock and a short. And I want to play!

just because I need it

Because my wife somehow has gotten the impression that I don’t want her to touch herself unless I’m there and I am having a hard time convincing her. I’d love to be able to give her something that is just hers.

I think it looks awesome :x

because I finally got a rabbit vibrator and it broke down on me after only two (normal) uses! :

I need something I can count on.

I don’t get it. What’s it do?

Because I have two kids and a wife with so many job titles, Honey, Mom, Student, and Miss Can-I-Get-A-Side-Of-Ranch, that a good personal massager could help her remember who she really is.

…because curvy wiggly things are what life is made of. That and obtaining expensive things for free is the American way.

It’s my 30th birthday and I’m a single female. Right in time for my hormonal peak!

Because my jane ain’t gonna jimmy itself.

Because while I am no deep-sea welder or significant-other-drowner, putting my Lelo Lily in a zip lock baggie is just plain tacky.

i can hit the big o in 30 seconds flat with one of these babies. impressive, no? also i agree with the clit burning off comment. that’s no fun.

Because a tall, lanky, drink of water needs a straw.

BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT DOING HIS JOB

i have a gap on my mantle piece that this artwork will fill nicely

wow. i could use some de-stressing and this looks like it could help me out.

Who knew a bent bowling pin look-a-like could be so beautiful? Every other one I’ve seen looks a little scary, but this one I might actually consider for my first!

GOOD DESIGN GETS ME OFF

Because I have some innovative designs for it.

I would love the heck out of one of these because I’m a 19 year old male college sophomore who is looking to explore his sexuality, and it looks awesome enough that I wouldn’t be ashamed if someone found it.

Because the most expensive one I’ve ever owned cost $20 and, well, didn’t hold up very well.

I totally because my virgin vagina cannot take not having anything in it anymore!

My wife loves me. But NEEDS this.

this would be a sweet addition to my social life

It’d be nice to finally have a massager or an orgasm to fulfill my indecisive needs. It would always end well. =)

…I’ve never gotten a hand massage. I’m just ticklish on my neck and shoulders.

This migth help for this…among other things LOL!!

I named my girly bits The Mighty Quinn because you ain’t seen nothin’ like her, but I haven’t seen anything like that massager and I’d love to give it a try ^_^

I am not sure I need one… prove me wrong!

its beautiful and sensuous - just like my perfect woman!

Our room is white and minimal… we need a color accent.

Sexy 60 yr old female needs companion. Prefer colored one, maybe purple. Must be discrete, not too big, and must be able to swim.

I am ready when you are.

I think I should start slowly before I try the real one, don’t you?

Because a nice girl from Ohio would really appreciate this little number…

I NEED this. My girlfriend is a design nerd, and lets be honest, that thing is SO much prettier than my penis.

I don’t need it, give it to the secound winner.

I’m not sure if this is an “Inside” joke…(Pun fully intended) But a “Form 6” is also an BATFE document for, and I quote..

“APPLICATION AND PERMIT FOR IMPORTATION OF FIREARMS,
AMMUNITION AND IMPLEMENTS OF WAR
NOT FOR USE BY MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES”

Powerful little device…..

because it is time to get things wet around here.

because I need something entertaining to do while my boyfriend watches gay porn.

i’ll be the envy of all the neighborhood!

I need a moving target for when I’m bowling.

becauseeee i am a poor college student and i’m sick of 10 dollar massagers that DIE while in use! (seriously, this has happened THREE times. THREE. what a let down!)

It has a one-year warranty? That’s the equivalent of 1,460 viagra-induced penile dysfunctions! Yipeee!

And those little blue pills are expensive!

I am a high fashion nude runway model, and I’m set to do the finale goatse pose in 3 weeks.

Having one of these babies plop out at the end will just scream “next level anal stretching”

This is THE most adorable packaging ever. I would be honored/blessed/grateful to put it where the sun don’t shine.

I need this because iPhone vibrations just really aren’t strong enough. Although, I suppose it’s a little more discreet than bringing a JimmyJane into the office…

If you are giving this away, I’d like to give it a home.

Because I get off on good design figuratively anyway - might as well make it literally as well!

Someone dear to me would be greatly surprised… please and thank you!

Because I haven’t had sex in 5 years.
Because my “massager” broke last month.
Because my Sonicare toothbrush is starting to look appealing.
Because my fingers start cramping after awhile.
Because…I truly NEED it!

every part of me wants to feel ritzy!

I own three “massagers” and I am Goldilocks…MINUS “Just right.” Please, consider me, for the love of god.

It’s a matter of life or death.Gotta have that. :)

Because I am a 31-year old virgin (for real). Celibate for life, because of God. Please make it easier on me by making it harder on me.

I am a new wife, my husband in in Iraq, and my walls are so thin I can sing a duet with my neighbor while he is in the shower. He happens to like Tina Turner. Strangely after our special moment singing Private Dancer together I haven’t heard him since.

The other military wife I met told me I need a BOB. I feel so behind on acronyms, after questions I came to find it stands for battery operated boyfriend, and I want one. The more quiet and friendly the better.

Please help me.

i want one because this is NOTCOT: only the best of the best designs get showed off.

the last designer vibrator that comes around were the Tom Dixon Bone, Marc Newson Mojo, and Mari-Ruth Oda Pebble.

this JimmyJane Form 6 comes in the same league as these designer products, and should not be hide in the night table drawer, but show off in the living room!

…Because it isn’t already difficult enough to get through US customs!!

Because I am looking for a long-term relationship… I figure this kind of companionship may fair better than my attempts at romance with real, live humans.

Styly,mute, waterproof and garanting an orgasm every time…. The perfect boyfriend!

So I could stop using my electric toothbrush for my massages.

“Say hello to my little friend..”

Because my current sex toy cost me just 8$ and electrocutes me every time.

“To love one’s self is the beginning of a lifelong love affair” - Oscar Wilde

because everyone deserves something beautiful down there :-P

I need funny, nice, designer stuff to live! I can’t walk without something in my hand, and Jimmyjane sounds like the perfect one!

To shake things up in this tired girl’s crazy schedule…

Not to mention that with a toy like that, I think I’d feel better just looking at it! :)

Dear Jean -

Honestly…the Form 6, there’s nothing I’d rather butter my toast with.

D.

aw, dang, sweet. you wouldn’t even have to ship overseas. Plus a’s bday is coming up!

Hot! It’s important to have some early morning stimulation.. in design.

Because the only other thing I’ve gotten in the mail lately are transexual legos.

I love your web-site! and, of course, also the jimmyjane!

…..yes!

because i have little fingers….

Ooh, teh shiny. I’d love to add that to my collection.

I need this. Well, I don’t really need it so much as my girl is always doing so much for me, and I always get tired and spent just as she’s getting warmed up. It’s only fair that she should have her fun too— and the 6 is perfectly her style.

it matches my shoes.

I need new one, because my dog found the last one, some days ago.
I suppose my neighbour’ll find it in the garden soon.

Because my cucumber has wilted!

Because my fingers smell like fish!

Because I’m worth it!

It would definitely compliment all the well designed glass toys I currently have filling the bookcase headboard in my apartment.

If Salvador Dali designed a bowling pin, it would look like this.

I would love to win one of these!

There’s something creepy about those cheezy ones you see at adult stores.
But this one is so chic and pretty :]

I must have it!

this will be a lovely addition to my recent sex change.

ouuu because of my penis envy!!! yes, i want itt!!

When in water…..

Because my current massager is old it has a hand crank.

because this would be a much better item to play fetch with my dog at the park than a tree brach

because i have been in a long distance relationship for four years, and we only see each other maybe six nonconsecutive weeks a year.

I DON`T need it.

I’ll call it “Floppy”

=)

It looks like an eggplant.

I have always avoided investing in a high-end personal massager, for a number of reasons. They tend to be startlingly hideous to look at, have dubious safety in terms of the electrical controls (moisture getting into switches, dials, etc), and seem require a small fortune in batteries to maintain (the little one I had demanded a lot).

This, however, looks like a brilliant design that addresses all those flaws. The colors are eye-catching, but not garish. The shape doesn’t suggest a sci-fi torture device, like some of its competition. The case allows for clean, safe storage AND takes care of the battery issue. The options are terrific for all sorts of different personal tastes, too.

In short, it sounds next to perfect, and I’d LOVE to have one.

I am too good for a human member.

Let’s meet up on Thursday at Les Halles near Centre Georges Pompidou, ok ? :)

promotes the right kind of commitment and pressure no girl should be without.

Because my wife’s favorite color is reverberate, er, I mean Plum…

I AM A SEXAHOLIC THAT LIKES TO MASTURBATE 14 TIMES A DAY, AND SINCE I RECENTLY DEVELOPED A GANGLION CYST FROM OVERUSING THE RIGHT WRIST. BEING A GRAPHIC DESIGNER I CAN’T AFFORD TO DAMAGE MY MOUSE HAND….THAT BEING SAID, FOR THE SAKE OF GREAT DESIGN, I MUST HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL TOY TO KEEP ME HAPPY HEALTHY AND CREATIVE! ;)

I’ve been using the same dildo for five years, my boyfriend lives in a different country, the persistence of the atomic clock has absolutely NOTHING on my libido. Did I mention I get cranky without ten orgasms a day?… notcot - Save my vajayjay, save the world.

i would really enjoy completing my bathtub bowling set. :)

Because I need some serious design stimulation.

Industrial design school = NO time for boyfriends

I’ll need this after a triple all-nighter, when I’ve been hunched over a computer screen for 14 hours without moving, or sanding a model until my fingers bleed and I’m hallucinating from all the paint fumes I’ve inhaled. That leaves my fingers way too tired for any “relaxation,” even if I have been hallucinating that my scrawny, balding, 73 year old prof has morphed in Gael Garcia Bernal. I think being too tired for him warrants some well designed electronic help :)

Not to mention moving around the country every 3 months for co-op leaves me with 2 options - become the slutty intern or become entirely self-sufficient. Eek.

Just think of what a young designer could come up with with all that “inspiration” at her fingertips!

I would be forever grateful.

Me want me want! Puh-lease!

I just put up with hurricane Gustav blowing through my backyard I really could use some personal massage time. Mmmmm…

Did I forget to mention I’m a dirt poor college kid who can’t even afford the ol’ run of the mill option? This would make my entire college experience!

i want to put it in my virgin ass. ;)

I get lonely in the bath ;)

i need this massager because:
a: my boyfriend lives 365 miles away and we need something to spice up our phone sex
b: i’m a poor student that doesn’t have the funds to buy such a powerful and titilating toy
c: i love orgasms.

please send me this toy!!!!!!

beats the hell out of ear sex.

I’m getting married on October 4th. From what I hear, I’ll be needing one of these puppies shortly after we return from our honeymoon!

The Jimmyjane Form 6 massager, because EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING appreciates good design.

I’ve had sex recently. This isn’t for a friend. I DO have others, not as pretty, but luckily ones that don’t electrocute me. But I digress…..who wouldn’t love to have this?

Because this past weekend, I moved out of my parents house and into my very own apartment. For the first time, my boyfriend and I can be as loud as we want when we make love, on a queen-sized bed (instead of my childhood twin), and in as many rooms as we like!!!!!

my grandpa passed away 3 years ago
84 yo grandma seems to be very imbalanced since that time…

please let this little gift bring my granny back to life

please don´t let this poor and caring old woman spend the rest of her life in grief!

yours faithfully
thomas w

because my fiance keeps forgetting to trim his fingernails.

also, the more i get off, the higher my grades are. i am honestly thinking only of my future.

If I were to win I would give it to my boss, Because that bitch needs to get laid

Because I have a selfish husband who wont let me buy one so screw him if I win it I have to use it ;-)

I’m a 24 year old who has never had an orgasm. Take pity on me - all of my friends sure do. ;)

because my cactus doesn’t do me justice. :)

because that will DOUBLE my capacity of giving pleasure to my girl! That’s far more than those “enlarge your penis” e-mails offer me every.single.day.

because my (now) ex-girlfriend stole the *other* very expensive vibrator that we used to use together…and now, alas, i have none.